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Suez and I were working hard on front reception today, each one of us in our mind zones and working like machines. When all of a sudden I hear this pathetic cacky love song start blaring from the teli.  I looked up shivered in utter disgust and asked Suez in an aggressive sort of way as to whom and what the fuck was this shit?  Suez tells me that it was someone by the name of Brian McFadden.  Okay stop! Before I go any further I have to say how disappointed I was that Suez knew who this piece of bum fluff was and then states that she actually liked the song. 

Can you just imagine my gasp? I was so discontent that Suez likes this repetitive boring manufactured song and after all the time and effort I have put into slowly showing her a darker side to life what does she go and do on me?  She lets me down by stating that she likes this bum fluff. Girl! I know you read my blog I am disgusted in you, shame, shame, shame my friend!

I digress, Suez tells me that this puck, dickhead, motherfucker talent less twit aka Brian McFadden is the twat who is dating Delta Goodrem and then she adds that she has instructed her husband to play this song as her background music at her funeral.  I sat there dumbfounded and speechless for point 5 of a second and suggested that being the melodramatic Greek-Australian that I am, would it not be a better idea if I just threw myself on her coffin and howled when she dies rather than have this “music” (I use “ “, as PERSONALLY I don’t consider this as music.  Music to be needs to be organic and not manufactured – and where the fuck is the guitar riff? the thumping bass and the thrash of the drums?)  Her response?  Umm…NO, I’m being burnt! I had no come back.  I was speechless once again.

I told Suez I didn’t like this “song” (yes “ “ again as I don’t really consider this a song) and I was feeling nauseous and could feel my gag reflex starting to constrict.  Have people not heard of classic love songs such as:

* I wanna be your boyfriend – The Ramones

* This hearts on fire – Wolf Parade

* Fuck her gently – Tenacious D (I love you Jack Black)

* Throw your arms around me – Hunters & Collectors

It was such a cheese-fest listening to this dick!  People actually buy this shit?

Which made me think.  I wonder if Puck here, would still be singing this “song” once he and Delta split up?    Maybe I am just an overtly cynical cow when it comes to lurve and romance? Hmmm maybe?  It’s a possibility. Well okay, lets not kid ourselves here. I AM.

I get that we all have different tastes in music but this was just utter shite! Just would be nice I guess if the music industry could produce real music by real artists.

At least my lesson today was that I need to work harder on Suez as she seems to be one step over on the darker side and the other step on the fluffy side. No sitting on the fence, we cannot have that.   In my world things are black or white. Am I being a tad harsh?  Well yes siree I am but that’s the reality in MY world.     I need to throw her more cd’s, more books, and I need to rant and rave and run my mouth off on the hour every hour and maybe use a cattle prod on her when she slips and goes back to liking shite.  

Reney